who’d wanna be gay when you could be a fag?

(Source: bearsimdisappointedin, via chasingdunamis)

fancybidet:

emmyc:

f r e n s

RUPS!

Putting this the fuck back on my dash

I look like a goofy idiot in all my pictures

I probably just look like a goofy idiot in general

Yup.

Yup.

Almost the same sunshine yellow as the paint on the walls

Almost the same sunshine yellow as the paint on the walls

Uh oh

Uh oh

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

OH GOD


For my boyfriend who is reading blackest night

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

OH GOD

For my boyfriend who is reading blackest night

I’m that bitch that will hang up if you dont have anything worthwhile to say.

White and biased

Ps john you can come over now, colton is at work but i am free

To do:

Clean the pond
Go to the bank
Talk to John
I guess find my car, its been missing for two weeks

Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

WOOOOOOO FREE STUFF BRAH SIGN ME UP

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

johnisdollywood:

steamxengenius:

loganese:

mustachemaslow:

thejewsboo:

sayingitpoetically:

sandver:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

HE QUIKU BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

wat

HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

TEQUICKBRONOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG 

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THE QUICK BOWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG go go ipad

(Source: gravityisforsuckers)

Goin’ out lüks

Goin’ out lüks